SKESTORK SPIRIT
A GREEN-HAIRED IRISH GIRL SHOWS HER SILENT BABY TO THE QUIET OCEAN
DANCING PENGUIN
HE WANTED TO SEE HOW LONG HE COULD QUACK LIKE A DUCK BUT NOW CANT STOP SO HAS HAD TO BE REPLACED AS MINISTER OF EDUCATION
CAT WITH BLUE WHISKERS
ROCKHOPPER PENGUIN STANDING VERY STILL, RE-ENACTING THE FALKLANDS WAR IN ITS OWN HEAD WITH A SOUNDTRACK OF MOZART AND SHOWADDYWADDY AND THE OCCASIONAL CHIRRUP
BOTTOM-FEEDER WHO FINDS A PONTEFRACT CAKE
A TRACTOR STALLS IN FRONT OF THE BIGGEST MOLEHILL EVER SEEN IN THAT FIELD
A FRISKY CAMEL BENDS DOWN TO SNIFF A MALTESER
PREHISTORIC SWAN EATING LIQUORICE STALKS ON THE CONTINENT OF BALTICA
A LITTLE MERMAID WITH HER SECOND FAVOURITE OCTOPUS
A RHINOCEROS AND A PATCH OF BLUE
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The Bald Parrot |
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BALD PARROT HIDING FROM THE POLICE IN PLAIN SIGHT |
BALD PARROT IN BIG TROUBLE BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE EXAMINING MAGISTRATE |
BALD PARROT SENTENCED TO 300 YEARS IN PRISON IMITATES PHRASES IT WOULD HAVE SPOKEN IN THE LIFE IT WOULD HAVE LIVED IF FREE |
RECENTLY IMPRISONED BALD PARROT LEARNING NEW SWEAR WORDS FROM HIS CELL MATE WHO WAS IMPRISONED FOR STRANGLING PARROTS |
BALD PARROT IN THE PRISON YARD MEETS ANOTHER PARROT WHO HAS A BRILLIANT ESCAPE PLAN: THEY CAN JUST FLY AWAY TOGETHER, TO VALPARAISO OR TO DUNDEE, SHE WILL LET HIM CHOOSE |
BALD PARROT WHO IS IN A DARK PRISON CELL DREAMS HE IS LYING ON A DOCK IN VALPARAISO, EXHAUSTED AFTER A FLIGHT HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD |
THE DEVIL GETS OUT HIS OLD ONCE-FAVOURITE SCOOTER AND RIDES TO BASINGSTOKE |
DRAGON, SHY OF HUMANS, LICKING UP CLAMS |
MAN WHO HAS ALWAYS LACKED CONFIDENCE OUT WALKING IN HIS NEW BOOTS AFTER A NOSE IMPROVING OPERATION
AT HEAVEN'S GATE THIS OFFICIAL HAS 33 QUESTIONS FOR THE ONCE LOVELY MISS ARMITAGE
GRANNY WANTS ANSWERS
MAN WITH A VERY LONG NOSE AND THE SNIFFLES IN IT
LION TAMER |
A MAN WITH A LONG RED NOSE FEEDING CINDER TOFFEE TO A RADIOACTIVE SWAN |
A MAN NO LONGER FAMOUS NUDE SUNBATHING IN WHAT THEY STILL TELL HIM IS THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
SPOTTED PIG WITH IDEAS AND APPERCEPTIONS OF ITS OWN
WOMBAT
SWAN UNFURLED
A PHOENICIAN CRAFT ABANDONED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO APPROACHING AT LAST THE END OF THE WORLD
TWO BIRDS