Published Works


Novels  
  21st Century Blues (Hodder and Stoughton)
  22nd Century Blues (Hodder and Stoughton)
  Plethora of Gits (Hodder and Stoughton)
 
Television  
  The Animals of Farthing Wood  (Telemagination)  BBC/WDR
  3:1 Comings & Goings (28')
  3:2 Out and About (28')
  3:3 Water, Water (28')
  3:4 The Missing Fox's Friend (28')
  3:5 Tiffs & Tempers (28')
  3:6 Adventures for the Birds (28')
  3:7 The Long-Tailed Visitor (28')
  3:8 Scared Silly by Snakes (28')
  3:9 A Bigger Oink! (28')
  3:10 The Mole Game (28')
  3:11 The Worst Kind of Hurricane (28')
  3:12 Homeward Bound (28')
  3:13 Bully-Bully-Bully!!! (28')
  Noah's Island  (Telemagination)  BBC/WDR
  1:1 The Lost Zoo (28')
  1:2 Reg Draws a Map (28')
  1:3 Sacha Finds a Home (28')
  1:4 Sacha's Busy Day (28')
  1:5 Elephant Trouble (28')
  1:6 The Search for the Baby Elephant (28')
  1:7 Doggies (28')
  1:8 The Shipwrecked Desman (28')
  1:9 Born To Be Wild (28')
  1:10 How To Be a Bear (28')
  1:11 Woomera Runs Away (28')
  1:12 The Skating Rhinoceros (28')
  1:13 A Dodo Do-da Day (28')
  2:1 The Promised Land (28')
  2:2 The Once Plentiful Bandicoot (28')
  2:3 Something to Squawk About (28')
  2:4 Visit to the End of the Whirlpool (28')
  2:5 The Butterfly House (28')
  2:6 Much Ado About Vultures (28')
  2:7 Sacha the Termite Queen (28')
  2:8 A Mongoose in a Monsoon (28')
  2:9 The Golden Mole (28')
  2:10 Bad Gnus on Noah's Island (28')
  2:11 Aye-aye Captinski (28')
  2:12 Rocco Fights a Dragon (28')
  2:13 Taking Tortoises to Diamentina (28')
  3:1 Problems in Paradise (28')
  3:2 The Maniac Gibbon (28')
  3:3 An Old Mammoth's New Tricks (28')
  3:4 Sacha the Newshound (28')
  3:5 The Sheriff of Diamentina (28')
  3:7 Reg Qualifies as a Frog (28')
  3:8 Nice Enticing Ice (28')
  3:9 Rocco Hates Raffia (28')
  3:10 The Baby Shower (28')
  3:11 The Coral Reef (28')
  3:12 Meet the Frogs (28')
  3:13 Adios Diamentina (28')
  Little Grey Men   (Cosgrove Hall)  designed, pilot
  The Shaggy Beast   (Telemagination)  created, designed, pilot
  Lapitch, the Little Shoemaker   (Haffadiebold)  designed
  The School of Magic   (Haffadiebold)  designed
 
Radio  
  Him & It (45' BBC Radio 4)
  Haunted by More Cake (45', BBC Radio 4)
  The Pope's Brother (75', BBC Radio 4) - Giles Cooper Award
  Oates After His Fingers (75', BBC Radio 4)
  Holus Bolus (75', BBC Radio 4)
  Whoppers (2 series, BBC Radio 5)
  1:1 Bees Will Be Bees (30')
  1:2 Mickey Mookey (30') - Giles Cooper Award
  1:3 The Zaratan (30')
  1:4 A Mammoth Whopper (30')
  1:5 The Icemen Cometh (30')
  1:6 Shaggy Beast (30')
  2:7 The Thing at the Top of the Tree (30')
  2:8 Taramasalata (30')
  2:9 The Poshest Ever Whopper (30')
  Roman Epic (90', BBC Radio 4)
  Boot (Kofferraum) (15', S¸ddeutscher Rundfunk)
  The Grassy Knoll (60', BBC Radio 3)
  21st Century Blues (series, BBC Radio 4)
  1:1 The Golfing Chaffinch (30')
  1:2 The Exploding Mrs Chaffinch(30')
  1:3 Severiano's Spiritual Exercises (30')
  1:4 The Venusian Sex Survey (30')
  1:5 The Sleepless Chaffinch (30')
  1:6 Hans Feet and Bumpsidaisy (30')
  The 5 Lines of Sheridan Crummey (30', RTÉ)
  Journey to the Centre of the Earth (90', BBC Radio 4)
  The Pipsqueak (60', BBC World Service)
  The Dolphinarium (60', BBC World Service & Radio 4)
  The Animals of Farthing Wood (150' talking book, BBC Enterprises)
  Cribb and the Black (60', BBC World Service & Radio 4)
  Habbakuk of Ice (60', BBC World Service & Radio 4)
  The Birth of Olympia (60', BBC World Service)
  One Shop Twice (30', RTÉ)
  Zazie dans le Métro (60', BBC World Service)
  Carmen (also interactive online version, 60', Moving Theatre/Wireless Theatre Company)
  Balloon (30', Big Apple Short Radio Drama Festival on WNYE-FM)
 
Stage  
  Reds in Their Own Beds (touring one-man show, 1980s)
  Like the Chambered Nautilus (first performance 27/6/98)
  Tuskers (first performance 22/7/2000)
  The Pope's Brother (first performance 22/7/2000)
 
Poetry  
  A Coastal Town (Platform Poets)
  Housebreakers (Kawabata Press)
  Pyjama-Party (Kawabata Press)
  I Am Against The Mouse People (Kawabata Press)
 
Journalism & Short Stories  
  The Small Horse (British Short Stories of Today, Penguin)
  If People Had Tails (She)
  About Turn! - back of the head (She)
  Tall Women of the World Unite - in an attempt to level with small men (She)
  The Yellow Dress (Gay News)
  Ralph (Urbane Gorilla)
  Sneetlock's Curse (Iron)
 
Exhibitions  
  John George Joicey Museum, Newcastle
  Wallsend Arts Centre, Wallsend
  Pentagon Gallery, Stoke-on-Trent
  "The Clerns"
  Woodhorn Church, Ashington, 11/80
  Wansbeck Square Gallery, Ashington,
  “Real Men”, Gateshead Public Libraries
  Gosforth Library, Newcastle
  Gracefield Arts Centre, Dumfries
  DLI Museum and Gallery, Durham
  “The Boy Genius and Other Works”, Gallery 20, Brighton
  “The Walkerian Man”, Calouste Gulbenkian Gallery, Newcastle
  “The Chives Story and other works”, Gallery 273, London
  “Morelli the Mask and other works”, University of York
  “Mirth and Mendacity”
  Victoria Gallery, Harrogate
  Gracefield Arts Centre, Dumfries
  “Crooks and Innocents”, Buddle Arts Centre, Wallsend
  “Reds in Their Own Beds”
  Nottingham Playhouse, Nottingham
  Dovecot Arts Centre, Stockton
  Moot Hall, Hexham
  “The Miners' Strike”, Everyman Foyer Gallery, London
  “Grand Dames of the Foolocracy”, Gainsborough's House
  “Art and Writing of Steve Walker”, Humanities Division, San Diego